The Big List of Knock Knock Jokes For National Knock-Knock Day!

October 31st is well known as Halloween, but did you know it is also National Knock-Knock Day?

Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Give me your wallet!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda come and hang out with me?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Control Freak
Cont…
Ok, now you say ‘Control Freak’ who!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh..
Mooooo!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock Knock
‘Knock, Knock….
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
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